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TK and I started writing what we called "Modems" about 22 years ago. Basically, we twisted a few old proverbs to fit into today's society.

Let us know if you have a good one. Will throw you a buck when we publish it.



Beggers can't be orthodontists

A rolling stone can ruin your best slacks

One man's trash is another man's pancakes

It takes two to tango or move a dresser

What's good for the goose is good orange glaze

A penny saved is virtually worthless

Waste not...see a proctologist

Crime doesnt pay bi-weekly

Curious George killed the cat

Where theres a will, theres a dead guy

I'd rather be a hammer than a janitor

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